Satire and Politics, and Idiots in the News
Senator Rick Scott of Florida, is undoubtedly one of MAGA's biggest useful idiots. A corrupt politician who committed Medicare fraud and faced no consequences, and a war pig. He was recently confronted by a Code Pink protester asking why the United States is involved in an illegal, and unconstitutional war against a country that is …
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"The most revealing thing about the Super Bowl halftime show was not Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, or even Donald Trump deciding this was a useful place to weigh in," Colby Hall begins his article. "It was how quickly millions of people volunteered to be furious on cue, as if anger were a civic duty rather …
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Tom Homan - AKA Mush Mouth - appeared on last Friday's The Dr. Phil Podcast to make an impassioned appeal to Antifa protesters to "tone down" the rhetoric toward the brave men and women of ICE as they illegally invade American cities and communities, assault migrants, and U.S. citizens. Via Mediaite: "Police declared an unlawful …
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Greg Gutfeld, co-host of The Five, and his own late-night show, has never been known for nuance or intellectual depth. In a recent monologue, he managed to outdo his usual level of hyperbole and partisan theatre. Declaring that "legacy media" had died on June 27, 2024, the night of Biden's debate against Donald Trump. Gutfeld …
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Part 1: Brain Rot For The Independent Viewer In the age of hyper-partisanship and algorithm-driven outrage, NewsNation has positioned itself as a breath of fresh air, a non-partisan haven for truth-seeking Americans exhausted by the ideological extremes of both left and right. It wants to be seen as the sensible center, the last refuge for …
After America re-elected their favorite Con Man back into the White, Dan Abrams embarrassed himself during an appearance of Press Club with Aidan McLaughlin. At the time of the interview, Abrams was in the process of leaving his Dan Abrams Live show on NewsNation, looking to spend more time with Mediate, and his SIRIUSXM radio …
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Anyone who actually paid attention to the recent election, would know that the media was far more critical of Kamala Harris than they were of Donald Trump. She was criticized for some of the dumbest reasons. 1). She was responsible for the economy. Since she was the Border Czar, she was also somehow responsible for the …
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A bit of background on Mark Levin. Levin is the host of Life, Liberty and Levin on the Fox News network. In the evenings he hosts the syndicated The Mark Levin Show on the Westwood One network where he rants and raves in his annoying nasal voice about everything Joe Biden, the Democrats and the …
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Tara Reade is now a Russian citizen. The former staff assistant to then Senator Joe Biden claimed that Biden had sexually assaulted her in the early 90's. The alleged incident was never proven by Reade, and her story and those of alleged witnesses, were full of inconsistencies. But it was enough to start an avalanche …
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Russia has accused the Ukraine of intimidating them with "terrorist drone attacks." According to Russian authorities, at least eight armed drones struck the Moscow region on Tuesday, targeting and damaging several buildings. The Russian Defense Ministry claims that five drones were shot down, and the others were "electronically jammed," rendering them harmless. White House Press …
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Clay Travis, host of Fox News' Outkick, appeared recently on Watters' World with host Jesse Watters to discuss how Joe Biden stole the 2020 election. Clay Travis: "Let's be clear about the facts here, Jesse. Joe Biden and the Democrats rigged the entire election for Joe Biden. Then they covered their a**es by claiming that …
The Washington Post reported Thursday that conservative media pundits and politicians are exploiting the tragedy of the Nashville Covenant School shooting as a means to escalate hatred and violence against transgender people in general. Six children - all of them nine years of age - and three adults were murdered by an alleged transgender individual …
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When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? As a five year old, I couldn't wait to be a grown up. I was sick and tired of being a kid. I was sick and tired of eating dirt, sucking my thumb, picking my nose and eating boogers; peeing and …
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We Were Right All Along! Late last month ( February) the Department of Energy released a confidential report that the strain of coronavirus identified as SARS-COV-2 that causes the viral infection known as COVID-19 that resulted in the pandemic, may have "possibly" come from an accidental lab leak. The report came with a "low confidence" …
As an actor and comedian, Russell Brand once made his "brand" as an anti-establishment progressive, concerned about such diverse political issues as wealth inequality, corporatism, media bias, and climate change. In 2009, Brand was part of a celebrity letter in support of The Hoping Foundation. The following month of that same year, Brand and other …
In the years since Charlie Kirk founded TPUSA, he has become the poster boy for a conservative movement and an entire political party that see themselves as endless victims of liberal intolerance, who dare criticize his intolerance and make him the butt of endless jokes. In 2017, Kirk - ever the great American Patriot, and …
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America's greatest Constitutional expert - yeah, that's right, I said it - and Fox News host, Mark Levin complained yesterday on his radio show that he was having trouble breathing with minimal effort. "I told you a couple of weeks ago, I've been having trouble breathing with minimal exertion," he said in his signature nasal …
This one goes back to 2021, but it's relevant today since it concerns a certain "opinion" commentator on a major news network that many consider to be a serious "intellectual." His name is Mark Levin. Since 2017, he's been the host of Life, Liberty and Levin on the Fox News channel, and he is anything …
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a Representative of the state of Georgia's 14th Congressional district. First elected in 2020, she was re-elected in the recent 2022 midterms. During her first tenure in the House of Representatives, Greene set a new precedent as one of the most unhinged members of Congress with a slew of conspiracy theories …
This title once belonged to Texas Republican, Louie Gohmert. During a recent New York Young Republican Club fund raising dinner, Congressional troll Marjorie Taylor Greene, bragged that the Capitol riot would have gone perfectly if she and Steve Bannon had actually been in charge. "Then January 6 happened. And next thing you know, I organized …
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In 2015, conservative extremist Robert Dear entered a Planned Parenthood facility in Colorado Springs with an assault rifle, ranting about "baby body parts." After an hour's-long stand off, Dear was taken into custody, babbling about Obama and "no more baby body parts." Dear's ranting was in reference to the Project Veritas sting videos, a series …
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Virginia - A pair of shootings occured this week in a span of four days. Saturday morning, a right-wing domestic terrorist apparently influenced by online anti-LGBTQ rhetoric - murdered five patrons at the Q night club in Colorado Springs, Colorado. A second shooting, in as few days, occured in a Walmart Supercenter in Chesapeake, Virginia. …
"The Democratic party, I think, is largely brain-dead... reacting like children who don't get their way. By the way, my next film will be about how Paul Pelosi was having a threesome with Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street. It's all true. DePape found out about it, I think, which is why he attacked Pelosi …
There is a lot going on in the news this week. Russia is still in the Ukraine, committing war crimes against the people; flash floods in the Philippines and other places have killed hundreds; the world's richest man has finally acquired Twitter; and Nancy Pelosi's husband was violently attacked by a peaceful Trump supporter in …
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Jesse Watters recently claimed on his primetime opinion show, that radical, extremist Democrats are waging an all out war on patriotic Republicans. Watters: "There was no evidence that the 2016 election was rigged. Mueller never found any and he was the Democrats' guy. But if you point out that the FBI, the CIA, Big Tech …
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In response to the backlash Florida governor Ron DeSantis received due to his political stunt of flying Asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard to "Own the libs," DeSantis ran to his safe space at Fox News to complain that he was being treated unfairly by liberals. As a result of that backlash, a lawsuit was filed …
Last week, as part of a race baiting political stunt, Florida's governor Ron DeSantis shipped fifty migrants who were legally in America seeking asylum, to Martha's Vineyards. A small group of these migrants alleged to be from Venezuela, filed a lawsuit in a federal Massachusetts court, claiming that they were misled by governor DeSantis and …
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"Sean Hannity claims the CDC “finally admitted, ‘we were wrong about those vaccine things’” | Media Matters for America" https://www.mediamatters.org/sean-hannity/sean-hannity-claims-cdc-finally-admitted-we-were-wrong-about-those-vaccine-things According to the CDC website, the COVID vaccines are safe and effective. But you can't fool a COVID truther who knows the facts: The most credible sources of news - Fox, Tucker Carlson, Gateway Pundit, …
On the morning of December 14, 2012, Adam Lanza entered the Sandy Hook elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, armed with a Bushmaster rifle and a Glock handgun. He murdered twenty children ranging in ages from six to seven, and six adults. Earlier that morning before heading to the school, he murdered his mother. In the …
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Do you suffer from seasonal allergies? Do you suffer from allergies all year round? Do you frequently experience allergy-like symptoms, such as itchy, watery, and red eyes? If so, the problem could be your eyelids. Blepharitis is a common condition that causes inflammation of the eyelid and the growth of crusty patches of skin that …
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Fox News host Jeanine Pirro has been arrested, handcuffed, Straight-Jacketed, and dragged off to the funny farm on three previous occasions during her employment at Fox News. The fourth time occurred during a recent segment of The Five. During a recent appearance of The Five, liberal co-host Jessica Tarlov attempted to correct her co-hosts on …
Jeanine Pirro, who had previously spent the entire eight years of the Obama administration stoking violence and hatred of America's first black president, complained that Joe Biden was stoking violence and hatred of MAGA Republicans for referring to them as Semi-fascist. Pirro: "They are so afraid of dealing with their loses and the problems that …
President Biden gave perhaps the most aggressive speech of his presidency last Thursday. The previous week he had called out the MAGA movement for their adherence to "Semi-Fascism." The former president's defenders responded to his comments by acting like infants: calling Biden's comments "more hateful than anything Trump ever said." In his "Soul Of The …
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At a Democratic fund raising event last week president Biden refered to MAGA-loving Republicans as Semi-Fascist. ..."And what we're seeing now is either the beginning or the death knell of the extreme MAGA philosophy," he said. "It's not just Trump, it's the entire philosophy that underpins the - I'm going to say something, it's like …
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Anyone following the case knows by now that the affidavit and memo relating to the Mar-A-Lago Search by the FBI, was released Friday. It didn't reveal much other than what was already known: That Trump had allegedly stored government records at his vacation resort, and the possibility that some of them were classified. "The government …
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A federal appeals court ruled yesterday that the state of Arkansas cannot enforce a law banning trans children from receiving gender-affirming treatment. The law was put into place in 2021, preventing medical providers from distributing gender-affirming treatments, including hormones, surgery and puberty blockers to minors under the age of eighteen, despite the fact that no …
This week, president Biden came through, in part, on a campaign promise: to cancel student debt. According to Politifact, while campaigning, Biden promised full student debt cancellation. At other times he cited a minimum of $10,000. Student loan debt forgiveness has been extended a number of times through the pandemic, after Congress passed legislation in …
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Earlier this week, Anthony Fauci said he would "retire" at the end of the year after at least a half a century as the Head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. Fauci has served as the Head of NIAID under more than a few past presidents. At 27, he joined the NIH, …
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The Texas Tribune has reported that Texas Congressman, Louie Gohmert will leave Congress at the end of his term and will not seek re-election. Gohmert, 69, who has a reputation as one of Congresse's dumbest members, is leaving office in January to focus his attention to run as Attorney General of Texas. He leaves Congress …
As conservative Media continues to portray former president Donald Trump as a victim of Deep State tyranny for being under investigation by the FBI, current president Joe Biden has signed into law the Inflation Reduction Act. The legislation was opposed by a majority of Republicans, who have very little interest in improving the lives of …
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A week ago the Federal Bureau of Investigation conducted a search of former president Trump's Mar-A-Lago residence for alleged confidential documents. Apparently they found more than they were looking for, removing more than a few boxes. Since the search, the former president's supporters in media have been melting down, using every whataboutism to deflect from …
Since the FBI searched the Donald's Mar-a-lago, Palm Beach residence last week, the conservative echo-sphere has been experiencing a nuclear meltdown. From Fox News to social media, the former president's sycophants and bootlickers have been clamouring for civil war and violence in response to their cult leader being held accountable for his actions. "In third …
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Even when the Buffalo shooter - whatzizname - was proven beyond the shadow of a doubt to have been inspired by conservative media's Great Replacement rhetoric - that white conservatives are being replaced by hordes of illegal, obedient voters from the Third World - they doubled down with their rhetoric, either playing dumb, like Tucker …
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( Postponed from an earlier date ). Within minutes of The Top's Market shooting, which occured on the morning of May 14, before all ten victims had been identified, Tucker Carlson was informing his viewers that he was the victim, not the people who had been gunned down by a white nationalist inspired by the …
On the January 21 broadcast of his Westwood One radio show, the host of Life, Liberty & Levin, told his audience of eight listeners not to watch the January 06 hearings because he said so. "You know what? Nobody cares, and that's the truth, nobody should care!" His screeching, nasal tone created a feedback loop. …
After learning that Stephen Colbert and crew were arrested last week on Capitol grounds, Tucker Carlson accused the Late Night host of breaking and entering, inciting a riot and an insurrection worse than the Trump-loving mob that stormed it to prevent Congress from certifying state electoral votes for Biden. Apparently, Colbert and his production crew …
Appearing on Fox And Friends over the Juneteenth weekend, Tomi Lahren - AKA Nazi Barbi by her critics - pointed out to Fox And Friends host, Pete Hegseth, what liberals just can't seem to get through their thick skulls: that everyone on the left but her is a hypocrite. Hegseth had just aired a clip …
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"Here's the bottom line," Jeanine Pirro said on the April 21 episode of The Five Idiots."We can blame the death of black Americans on the Black Lives Matter Movement to de-fund the police. It is that simple - there is a statistical reality to the fact that once that movement started with de-fund the police, …
In a little over two years since the start of the pandemic, almost everyone in the U.S. is now available for the COVID vaccines. Yesterday, Friday, the FDA approved of the vaccines intended for children as young as six months. Authorization of the vaccines was finalized Wednesday as a Committee of vaccine experts voted to …
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Wednesday, from the White House, President Biden signed executive order 14075, Advancing Equality for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, and Intersex individuals. Biden gave his remarks prior to signing the order, during a celebration of Pride month. Present with cabinet members, were individuals and advocates of the LGBTQ community, some of whom have faced discrimination …
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NewsNation talking head, Leland Vittert gushed like a giddy school girl over the president's bombing campaign in Iran. The United States and Israel began bombing Iran for a second time since last Summer, allegedly to keep the Islamic state from developing a Nuclear weapons program. But last year Trump had claimed that its nuclear capabilities …
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Barack Obama Spills What He Learned About Aliens. During a recent interview with progressive podcaster, Brian Tyler Cohen, on No Lie, former two -term president Barack Obama revealed what he learned about extraterrestrials while he was president. "Are aliens real?" Cohen asked. "Of course they're real. But I haven't seen any. And they're not being …
Former ESPN host, Sage Steele, did what every other MAGA Conservative does when someone criticizes the Toddler-In-Chief: they get triggered as hell and tell them to shut up and dribble. Or in this case, shut up and sing, and keep your woke opinions to yourself. During Sunday night's Grammy Awards speeches, several pop stars, including …
MAGA dimwit Adam Crayolla, told Piers Morgan that fat-ass protesters should stay at home - especially women, they're way too emotional. Corolla, who possesses the IQ of a crayon, said, "I mean, what are they protesting anyway? Even they don't know. They're too stupid and don't even know it." Unlike Crayolla, who is as sharp …
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On Wednesday morning of January 07, Renee Nichole Good was dropping off her son at day care. Not long after that, she would be dead. Shot in the face and the head by a trigger-happy ICE agent. Her van was positioned perpendicular in the road of Portland Ave in the Central neighborhood of Minneapolis. ICE …
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In a self-indulgent post on Truth Social, Donald Trump declared that he's "hotter" than Taylor Swift - the global superstar, billionaire, Time Person Of The Year, and the reason Ticketmaster had to hire trauma counselors. But, according to Trump, she's no longer hot. Why, You may be wondering? Because he uttered the magic words: "I …
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After the failed 2024 presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, certain media became obsessed with Biden's age and mental fitness. While concerns about the capabilities of an aging leader are valid, this focus often eclipsed more pressing issues - that billionaires like Elon Musk have been granted access to the deepest recesses of …
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