Barack Obama Spills What He Learned About Aliens.
During a recent interview with progressive podcaster, Brian Tyler Cohen, on No Lie, former two -term president Barack Obama revealed what he learned about extraterrestrials while he was president.
“Are aliens real?” Cohen asked.
“Of course they’re real. But I haven’t seen any. And they’re not being stored in Area 51, or some secret underground facility – at least not that I know of.”
“Then why do you say they’re real?’
“Well, when I was president, there were some people who were saying that I was an alien,’ Obama said. “And that’s no lie. Not only were there dozens of kooky conspiracies about me, from being a secret Muslim to a gay guy who killed his gay lover, but conspiracies that I was a lizard king from planet X – or that I was involved in some crazy top secret CIA program that teleported me to Mars for some secret mission.”
“And what was that mission?”
“Well, Republicans frequently accused me of being a dictator, so I can only assume it was to enslave the Martian race or some such nonsense.”
The subject of space aliens has always been a conspiracy theory, but to cranks and crackpots it’s the metaphorical Mecca of stupidity, the holiest of holies of all conspiracy theories, the idea that aliens have visited earth and seeded it with their DNA. If that’s true, what does that say about intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?
Some of those cranks and crackpots have been so-called whistleblowers, who come forward every few years or so to claim the government is hiding ET in a secret Warehouse in Utah. And certain news media like NewsNation are all too eager to play the fool and exploit and encourage the stupidity, devoting whole segments and broadcasts with these same cranks and crackpots who swear up and down that aliens are real, and the scientists and the skeptics are wrong.
Even our Representatives in Congress have taken the bait. Anna Paulina Luna ( R-FL ) of the House Oversight Committee, once told Joe Rogan: “Based on the photos I’ve seen, I’m very confident that there’s things out there that have not been created by mankind.”
Perhaps she’s one of them.
Of course, it’s apparent that the cranks and crackpots fail to take into account the vast distances between stars and galaxies, or just choose to ignore this simple fact known as the law of physics: that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. And this is exactly what Obama clarified on Instagram following the interview, that chances were low that we have never been visited, and he never saw any evidence.
But that hasn’t dissuaded the cranks and crackpots. To them, Obama is just another part of the conspiracy.
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