Adam Crayolla: ‘Fat Ass Anti-ICE Protesters Don’t Know What They’re Protesting!’

MAGA dimwit Adam Crayolla, told Piers Morgan that fat-ass protesters should stay at home - especially women, they're way too emotional. Corolla, who possesses the IQ of a crayon, said, "I mean, what are they protesting anyway? Even they don't know. They're too stupid and don't even know it." Unlike Crayolla, who is as sharp …

Mush Mouth Tom Homan Begs Liberals To ‘Tone Down’ ICE Rhetoric

Tom Homan - AKA Mush Mouth - appeared on last Friday's The Dr. Phil Podcast to make an impassioned appeal to Antifa protesters to "tone down" the rhetoric toward the brave men and women of ICE as they illegally invade American cities and communities, assault migrants, and U.S. citizens. Via Mediaite: "Police declared an unlawful …

Renee Nichole Good’s Death Wasn’t Self- Defense; It Was An Execution

On Wednesday morning of January 07, Renee Nichole Good was dropping off her son at day care. Not long after that, she would be dead. Shot in the face and the head by a trigger-happy ICE agent. Her van was positioned perpendicular in the road of Portland Ave in the Central neighborhood of Minneapolis. ICE …

President Trump Is Hotter Than Taylor Swift

In a self-indulgent post on Truth Social, Donald Trump declared that he's "hotter" than Taylor Swift - the global superstar, billionaire, Time Person Of The Year, and the reason Ticketmaster had to hire trauma counselors. But, according to Trump, she's no longer hot. Why, You may be wondering? Because he uttered the magic words: "I …

Media Culpability In The Age Of Trump

After the failed 2024 presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, certain media became obsessed with Biden's age and mental fitness. While concerns about the capabilities of an aging leader are valid, this focus often eclipsed more pressing issues - that billionaires like Elon Musk have been granted access to the deepest recesses of …

Your Brain On Fox News #2

The #1 cable "news" network that relentlessly pushed the full catalogue of Obama conspiracies. The network that relentlessly pushed the narrative of a dementia-ridden Democratic president, while ignoring Trump's numerous glitches from reality, and confusing meandering babble every time a microphone is placed near his face. The network that relentlessly pushed the "stolen election" conspiracy, …

The Death Of Accountability In Right-Wing Media

Greg Gutfeld, co-host of The Five, and his own late-night show, has never been known for nuance or intellectual depth. In a recent monologue, he managed to outdo his usual level of hyperbole and partisan theatre. Declaring that  "legacy media" had died on June 27, 2024, the night of Biden's debate against Donald Trump. Gutfeld …

Breaking: Jeanine Pirro Returns To The Looney Bin After Live-On-Air Brawl With Jessica Tarlov

In what media insiders are calling "The Real Housewives Of Fox News," Jeanine Pirro was once again handcuffed and escorted off the set of The Five in a designer straight-jacket after an on-air brawl with co-host Jessica Tarlov left the Fox News studio looking like the aftermath of a bar fight at Mar-A-Lago. The melee …

The Democratic Party: Weak, Spineless And Totally Pussified

House Democrats are once again showcasing their unparalleled talent for self-sabotage. Representative Shri Thanedar recently introduced seven articles of impeachment against president Trump, citing offenses ranging from obstruction of justice to tyranny. However, instead of rallying behind their Constitutional duty, many Democrats have reacted with outrage - not at Trump, but Thanedar himself. Rep. Jerry …