Satire and Politics, and Idiots in the News
Employees at an Amazon warehouse in Bessemer , Alabama voted against creating a union. The final count which was announced this past Friday, was 1,798 no's to 738 yeses. The attempt to form a union at this particular warehouse is said to be significant in that it would have far-reaching effects if it succeeded, encouraging …
The House Ethics Committee has announced on Friday that it will investigate the allegations that Florida Representative Matt Gaetz engaged in illegal conduct with a minor and violated House rules. Gaetz, who is also being investigated by the Department Of Justice, is alleged to have been sexually involved with a seventeen year old girl and …
Former Trump attorney Sydney Powell just can't catch a break these days. After claiming the 2020 election was stolen by Biden with help from Dominion - the company that produces Dominion voting systems - the ghost of Hugo Chavez, George Soros', and possibly even China, Powell found herself in the midst of a billion dollar …
Medical Examiner Who Performed George Floyd AutopsyReveals Primary Cause Of Death As Neck Compression The medical examiner who performed the autopsy on George Floyd after his lethal encounter with Minneapolis police officer, Derek Chauvin, testified Friday that the primary cause of Mr. Floyd's death was the fact that he was restrained and the pressure applied …
Texas Governor Greg Abbott said yesterday he was looking forward to throwing out the first pitch at this year's Texas Rangers home opener, until Major League Baseball - including individual players, and the Players Alliance, which formed after the death of George Floyd - grew a pair of testicles, and started playing partisan politics over …
Since 1985 divers around Norway and the Mediterranean Sea have been reporting seeing strange floating blobs of gelatinous masses of mysterious goo. Until now, no one really knew what they were. In 2017, one such orb, or blob, was sighted off the western coast of Norway. It was reported to be about 3 feet in …
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https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-urges-supporters-to-boycott-baseball-after-mlb-steps-out-in-favor-of-voting-rights Donald Trump has called on his Make America Great Again supporters to "cancel" baseball after the MLB has had the testicles to grow a pair of balls. The decision to move the game from Atlanta was made due to the outcry over the controversial voting bill Governor Brian Kemp recently signed into law. Several …
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https://www.foxnews.com/faith-values/christian-minister-sues-pelosi-harris-capitol-prayer-vigil Fox News is reporting that a "phony Pro-Life pastor" - my words, not theirs - filed a lawsuit for not being allowed to hold a Good Friday service on the grounds of the Washington Capitol. For this reason, free speech is "in danger all across America." Patrick Mahoney, the conservative alternative to Al Sharpton. …
https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-my-pillow-2651197844/ My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell will soon launch his own social media website. The new media site will encourage conservative users to vent their disdain for Democrats and the left, since they have all been banned and cancelled from social media for telling the absolute truth about a stolen election - and for being …
https://www.rawstory.com/tim-scott-white-supremacy/ Tim Scott needs a safe space from the "woke supremacist, cancel culture-loving mob." Earlier this month Senator Tim Scott appeared on Fox News to cry about how mean and awful liberals are to conservatives, and just won't allow them to say stupid shit without criticizing them. Scott appeared on Fox News where he made …
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