Angry White Girl Suffers Aneurysm On Live Television , Blames Obama , Democrats , Liberals , And Black Lives Matter

Dallas - Conservative pundit Tomi Lahren , host of Final Thoughts on The Blaze Network , suffered a minor aneurysm today. The feisty commentator  , best known for her silly rants against liberals , blacks , president Obama , and Black Lives Matter , was well into one of her tirades concerning Democratic presidential candidate Hillary …

American Veterans Declare Ted Nugent Their Enemy

  AP-  Today a spokesperson for a coalition of American veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars made the announcement that they know the real reason why veterans are committing suicide. Recently , Nugent made the claim that president Obama was responsible for suicides of Americas veterans. That claim raised the ire of veterans all …

Glenn Beck Divorces Second Wife To Marry Blaze Co-Host Stu ( Sue ) Burguiere

Dallas - Glenn Beck , host of the Glenn Beck radio and television show on the Blaze network , recently announced that he had divorced his second wife to marry Stu ( Sue ) Burguiere , who had also recently stunned his ( her ) co-workers with his ( her ) own announcement of a …

Dumb Blonde Shreds Colin Kaepernick In Epic Rant : Again Says What Other Idiots Are Thinking

First it was blame president Obama for terrorism after the Chattanooga  military base shooting , when she made the absurd claim that he has a friendly to Muslim jihadis mentality. Then it was  blame Beyonce for her "racist attack against white people and cops" during her performance at this years Superbowl. Then it was blame …

Blaze Co-Host , Stu Burguiere Admits To Having Sex Reassignment Surgery

Dallas - Stu Burguiere , employed at the Blaze Network , which is owned by Glenn Beck , has admitted to having sex reassignment surgery when he was younger. The co-host of the Pat And Stu Show  , and the host of The Wonderful World Of Stu , also seen on the network , says …

Barack Obama And His Evil Conjoined Twin , Julio The Mole ( Also Known As The Anti-Christ ) Want To Kill My Granny With Obama Care!

Victoria Jackson is a former Saturday Night Live cast member  , author and talk show host. Throughout the eighties and nineties she costarred in some of the worst films and television shows ever made : Casual Sex , UHF , Campin' Buddies , and Marriage Material. The only things she did that were of any significance …

Stop Playing Golf Obama And Do Something About ISIS!

Mark Levin is a lunatic Conservative talk show host , author , and self-described intellectual and Constitutionalist. He's also a partisan hack , a racist , anti-Semite , and a loud mouth with a grating , irritating voice and an annoying way of speaking. Dubbed the "Great One" by Sean Hannity , his biggest claim …

Excerpts From Victoria Jackson’s Book : Bye! Bye! America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried … Part 6

Continued from chapter one : The Night Of The Twerking Dead After barfing in the young paramedic's face  , I wanted to crawl under a rock and just die. I didn't mean to do it. The fact that I was feeling queasy from the cut on my head , and the disgust I felt at …

Excerpts From Victoria Jackson’s Book ‘Bye Bye , America Died , That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried , Part 5

Continued from chapter one :  Night Of The Twerking Dead When I woke up , a dog was licking my face , and a paramedic and a cop were squatting next to me. The dog was a small , scroungy looking mutt with a couple of bald patches in its fur. It smelled like pee. …

Allen West : Wing Nut Guardian Of The Republic

Allen West is a crazy Tea Party Republican , and former Congressman of Florida who served one term from 2011 to 2013. He was defeated for reelection by Patrick Murphy in 2012.  In 2013 Fox News hired him as a political commentator , even though his knowledge of politics is questionable. He's also a fervent …