Satire and Politics, and Idiots in the News
People have lived in fear of Barack Obama long before he became president. Most of these are irrational fears. To some he is a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a Muslim. Anyone with a little common sense would find all of these fears highly questionable , but there are a great …
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It was reported by some local and international news outlets that Barack Obama has been seen flying around the Washington D.C. area in a small , one man UFO. Apparently a number of citizens in the area called in the sightings to local authorities , as well as other local news and radio stations. These odd sightings have …
Since the very first election of Barack Obama , a large number of Americans suddenly became extremely paranoid. They are terrified that the government is going to take not only their freedom , but their guns , imprison them in soviet style detention camps , and create a communist utopia in America. And it's all because Obama was elected president. They have …
President Obama has been called every name under the sun - a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a gay Muslim , a terrorist , the Anti-Christ , and even an alien. To reasonable people , all of them are an exaggeration and a bit of a stretch , but to some , most of these are appropriate …
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As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall , the Obama's are looking forward to serving a special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this dinner will be particularly special , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …
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When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …
Ted Nugent is one of the most prolific American rock legends of the twenty-first century , having released approximately thirty-four records to date , and has sold tens of millions world-wide. He is best known for songs such as Cat Scratch Fever , Wango Tango , Stranglehold , and Free For All. Sometimes referred to as the Motor City …
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Michelle Obama released her cook book 'American Grown' in the summer of 2012. Since it's release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let's Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And …
Soon after he was sworn in for his first term , president Obama has been quietly amassing a secret army that most Americans are not aware of. It is called Fema Corps , a partnership between both Fema and the Corporation for National and Community Service , which is an organization of young Americans , which are to serve …
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Andrew Basiago , a Washington attorney , claims he visited Mars in the early eighties as a participant in the Darpa program involving time travel and teleportation. He also says he met Barack Obama in his youth , then known as Barry Soetero , who had also been recruited as a member of the project. He not only visited Mars , he …
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