President Trump Is Hotter Than Taylor Swift

In a self-indulgent post on Truth Social, Donald Trump declared that he's "hotter" than Taylor Swift - the global superstar, billionaire, Time Person Of The Year, and the reason Ticketmaster had to hire trauma counselors. But, according to Trump, she's no longer hot. Why, You may be wondering? Because he uttered the magic words: "I …

Breaking: Jeanine Pirro Returns To The Looney Bin After Live-On-Air Brawl With Jessica Tarlov

In what media insiders are calling "The Real Housewives Of Fox News," Jeanine Pirro was once again handcuffed and escorted off the set of The Five in a designer straight-jacket after an on-air brawl with co-host Jessica Tarlov left the Fox News studio looking like the aftermath of a bar fight at Mar-A-Lago. The melee …

Calling Trump Names Hurts Our Feelings

"This is hate speech." Election day is two days away. When it's all over, our next president may be a bumbling buffoon, who makes a clown of himself every time he opens his mouth to speak, who seems totally incapable of answering a single question without rambling for two minutes straight, meandering from one subject …

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Tells Sean Hannity That President Biden’s Immigration Policy Is Like The Zombie Apocalypse In That Brad Pitt Movie

In response to the backlash Florida governor Ron DeSantis received due to his political stunt of flying Asylum seekers to Martha's Vineyard to "Own the libs," DeSantis ran to his safe space at Fox News to complain that he was being treated unfairly by liberals. As a result of that backlash, a lawsuit was filed …

Tucker Carlson Asks His Audience, “Where’s The Outrage When A Comic Dog Defecates On The Constitution?”

After learning that Stephen Colbert and crew were arrested last week on Capitol grounds, Tucker Carlson accused the Late Night host of breaking and entering, inciting a riot and an insurrection worse than the Trump-loving mob that stormed it to prevent Congress from certifying state electoral votes for Biden. Apparently, Colbert and his production crew …

Tomi Lahren Complains About Hypocrisy In All Forms – Except Her Own

Appearing on Fox And Friends over the Juneteenth weekend, Tomi Lahren - AKA Nazi Barbi by her critics - pointed out to Fox And Friends host, Pete Hegseth, what liberals just can't seem to get through their thick skulls: that everyone on the left but her is a hypocrite. Hegseth had just aired a clip …

Mark Levin: “Democrats Should Hold Themselves And Antifa In Contempt For Invading The Capitol, Not Steve Bannon!”

From the October 21 broadcast of the Mark Levin Show: "Can you believe the House of Representatives has voted to hold Steve Bannon in Contempt for failing to testify?" Levin screeched in his nasally voice. "You know who I hold in Contempt? The Democrats, that who!"They want Bannon in prison! In prison for what?! For …

Tucker Carlson Wants To Call The Police On People Wearing Masks, And Matt Walsh Wears A Diaper

On his recent Monday night show, Tucker Carlson urged his viewers to call authorities when they see people wearing masks outside, and to notify child protective services when they see children wearing masks, which is just as repulsive as a person farting in Wal-Mart. "Only neurotic people wear masks in public," he told the rubes. "And …

Mike Lindell To Launch His Own Social Media Site To Own The Libs – ‘Cancelled For Being Conservative’

https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-my-pillow-2651197844/ My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell will soon launch his own social media website. The new media site will encourage conservative users to vent their disdain for Democrats and the left, since they have all been banned and cancelled from social media for telling the absolute truth about a stolen election - and for being …

Qbert-Loving Lauren “Bobblehead” Boebert Threatens To Boycott White House By Wearing A Diaper, If Joe Biden Does Not Honor Rush Limburger

https://www.mediaite.com/news/lauren-boebert-calls-on-president-joe-biden-to-lower-flags-for-rush-limbaugh/ When America's greatest radio host passed away from cancer last week, one of Congresse's newest members - Lauren "Qbert- Bobblehead" Boebert - called on Joe Biden to honor him by flying the White House flags at half-staff - or she would wear a diaper in protest. The NRA heat-packing and Qbert-loving Congresswoman posted on …