Fifty Reasons Never To Trust A Liberal ( Or Why I Hate Liberals ) Part 4

Everything wrong in the world and America , is not only Obama's fault , but the fault of liberals. Liberals are destroying everything they touch ,  are in the midst of completely destroying America , and the only way they can be stopped , short of shooting every one of them , is to round …

How To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 10

1 )  They don't believe that Obama and liberals are destroying America. 2 )  They don't believe Obama recently shredded the constitution in a salad , and fed it to his family , and his friends the communist Democrats. 3 )  They don't believe Obama is the worst president ever. 4 )  They don't believe that …

I’m Not Racist … I Just Don’t Like Obummer’s Policies

It's no secret that some people hate Barack Obama with a passion. They hate him because he's a socialist. They hate him because he's a communist. They hate him because he's a Nazi dictator who rules like a tyrant with his magic pen and executive action. They hate him because he hates America , and proves …

Barack Obama : Cross Dressing Lizard Queen From Planet Zork

People have  lived in fear of Barack Obama long before he became president. Most of these are irrational fears. To some he is a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a Muslim.  Anyone with a little common sense would find all of these fears highly questionable , but there are a great …

I was Mooned By Barack Obama In A UFO

It was reported by some local and international news outlets that Barack Obama has been seen flying around the Washington D.C. area in a small , one man UFO.  Apparently  a number of citizens in the area called in the sightings to local authorities , as well as other local news  and radio stations. These odd sightings have …

Victoria Jackson Discovers Obama’s Mole Is Really His Conjoined Evil Twin

President Obama has been called every name under the sun - a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a gay Muslim , a terrorist , the Anti-Christ , and even an alien. To reasonable people , all of them are an exaggeration  and a bit of a stretch , but to some , most of these are appropriate …

Obama Shreds Constitution , Uses Shavings As A Salad Topping

As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall ,  the Obama's are looking forward to serving a  special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this  dinner will be particularly special  , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …

How Obama Derangement Syndrome Turned Me Into A Patriotic Paranoid Gun Loving American

When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …

A Candid Conversation With Uncle Ted : How I Learned To Kill And Blow Things Up

Ted Nugent is one of the  most prolific  American rock legends of the twenty-first century , having released  approximately thirty-four records to date ,  and has sold tens of millions  world-wide. He is best known for songs such as Cat Scratch Fever , Wango Tango ,  Stranglehold , and Free For All. Sometimes referred to as the Motor City …

Obama Wants To Eat Your Kids

  Michelle Obama released her cook book 'American Grown' in the summer of 2012. Since it's release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let's Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And …