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Jim Acosta Fires Back As Trump Rally Goers Chant ‘CNN Sucks’: “Nothing Sucks More Than A Trump C**k Sucker”

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/jim-acosta-fires-back-as-trump-rally-goers-chant-cnn-sucks-in-live-shot-what-also-sucks-getting-the-coronavirus/Mediate reported yesterday that CNN's Jim Acosta gracefully responded to chants of "CNN sucks" from Trump supporting rally attendees in Sanford, Florida where the president held his first rally since contracting COVID-19 more than a week ago.Highlights fom the rally -"Under my leadership, we're delivering a safe vaccine and a rapid recovery like no one …

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Mark Levin Says Bernie Sanders Is A Racist Because He’s Never Done The Things A Real Man Does

https://www.mediamatters.org/mark-levin/fox-news-mark-levin-says-bernie-sanders-racist-top-bottom-because-he-moved-vermont Mark Levin - AKA, Mr. Potato Head - never fails to fool his ever-dwindling audience of aging brain dead listeners and viewers that he knows anything about politics. And on this particular broadcast of his Levin TV show on Blaze TV, he did just what his aging audience of drooling boomers tune in to …

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Charlie Kirk: “Black Lives Matter Wants To Force Me To Wear A BLM Logo On My Pampers!”

https://www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk/charlie-kirk-black-lives-matter-wants-fan-flames-race-war-our-country Charlie Kirk, the founder and executive director of the conservative group Turning Point USA, has been having a shit fit over the recent protests over racial injustice that have taken place over the summer regarding the deaths of George Floyd, Jacob Blake, and Breonna Taylor. A well-known grifter and an avid Donald Trump supporter, …

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Mark Levin: “Kamala Harris Is A Radical Martian”

"Mark Levin dubs Kamala Harris the 'most extremist radical politician ever to run for high office' in the USA | Fox News" https://www.foxnews.com/media/mark-levin-kamala-harris-moderatae-progressiveIn a recent broadcast of his radio show the one and only Great One informed his listening audience of eight that vice presidential candidate Kamala Harris is the most radical and extreme politician …

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Tomi Lahren: “The Left Have Set Up Another CHAZ And CHOP In Trump’s Rear End Where They Are Living Rent Free”

https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-friends/fox-contributor-tomi-lahren-removing-confederate-statues-left-trying-erase-history-and Tomi Lahren recently appeared on Fox And Friends to complain about the all powerfull left and their hatred for president Trump. The feisty conservative firebrand, who once compared Black Lives Matter to the Klan, had this to say during a discussion on the protests:"During the previous eight years we had a wimpy, mom jeans …

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Mark Levin: “Obamagate Is Watergate On Stereos!”

According to conservative media narrative the Obama administration somehow managed to unlawfully spy on Donald Trump before he became president. The purpose for the alleged spying has never been made clear, but the consensus among most conservatives is that Obama ordered a wire tap on the Trump Tower phones by supposedly obtaining a FISA warrant …

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My Pillow CEO, Mike Lindell Suing CNN’s Jim Acosta For Insulting His Pillow

https://thefederalistpapers.org/us/pillow-ceo-mike-lindell-attacked-jim-acosta-media-really-evilMy Pillow's founder and CEO, Mike Lindell, has filed a law suit against CNN's top White House correspondent, Jim Acosta, and various liberal media figures.Last month during one of the president's corona virus news briefings, president Trump featured some of his favorite corporate CEOs who have supported him and donated to his campaign.One of the …

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Ted Nugent To Star In His Own Television Series, ‘SpongeTed Squishy Pants’

 Conservative musician and gun enthusiast, Ted Nugent will soon star in his own television series. The new series, tentatively titled SpongeTed Squishy Pants, will be an animated show loosely based on the children's cartoon character SpongeBob Square Pants. The series - in which Nugent will voice the main character - is scheduled to begin production …

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President Trump On Twitter: “I’m More Popular Than The Bachelor And Monday Night Football!”

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320571653074951?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1244320571653074951&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.motherjones.com%2Fcoronavirus-updates%2F2020%2F03%2Fmore-than-2000-americans-have-died-of-the-coronavirus-trump-is-tweeting-about-his-tv-ratings%2F President Trump tweeted Tuesday that he was more popular than The Bachelor, and Monday Night Football. According to Nielson, 15 million tuned into my press conference on the coronavirus briefing on CNN, MSNBC - both fake news - and Fox News - the only real news network. Wow! That's way more people that tuned into the …

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Conservative Hero, Charlie Kirk Soils His Pampers To Own The Libs!

Charlie Kirk, the founder and executive director of TPUSA, had a recent harrowing encounter with intolerant, brain dead leftists that nearly ended in disaster for the conservative group. The group has been known for staging sit-ins at college campuses to protest safe spaces that blue and pink haired millennial snowflakes are allegedly so fond of. …

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