Obama The Duck

 Long before Barack Obama was even elected president , xenophobes , and racists  perceived  him as the Bogey Man , due to the rhetoric and propaganda pushed by Republicans. They believed all kinds of nonsense about him that wasn't true.  He was a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , gay , a gay Muslim  , an alien , even the Anti-Christ. They are …

Bye Bye America Died … That Was The Day That I Cried And I Cried

November 4 , 2008 Barack Obama was initially elected forty-fourth president of the United States.  Conservatives all over America lost their minds , and the Tea Party was officially born.  The prevailing consensus was that he was a foreigner , a communist socialist , gay , and a Muslim , therefore not fit to be president. They were paranoid that he would destroy America and …

How To Cure OCD ( Obama Compulsive Disorder ) In Three Easy Steps

Do you have a friend , a relative , or a family member who is a liberal? If you do , chances are  they might be a Obama supporter. Have you often felt frustrated when trying to reason with them? Have you often felt as if you were talking to a brick wall? Have you often felt that debating with them is …

Barack’s Magic Pen

March 16 , 2012 , president Obama signed , National Defense  Resources  And Preparedness executive order 13603. It was an updated version that had been around for decades , originally signed by Franklin Roosevelt  under the Defense Production Act of 1950 , and has been amended by nearly every president since then. Obama hating , Tea Party , gun loving patriots  , …

One Hundred WaysTo Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 1

I recently had a conversation with a friend who happens to be a liberal. For some time I've tried to convince him to see the error of his ways. But he stubbornly clings to the illusion that liberals are the good guys and Conservatives and Republicans are the bad guys. Here are the first ten ways …

I Saw Barack Obama Blowing Santa Claus

  Conservatives have known for some time that Barack Obama is gay , despite the fact that he is married to Michelle Obama.  Some believe it's a cover to hide the obvious fact that he's gay. Others believe that Michelle Obama is really a man , a transgender , thus proving that her - or his …