Satire and Politics, and Idiots in the News
Dallas - Earlier this week The Blazes Tomi Lahren claimed that Black Lives Matter is the fault of Martin Luther King Jr. , and that he needs to accept responsibility for their violence against pigs. Ms. Lahren who often goes on tirades just to hear the sound of her own voice , invited Dr. King to …
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Washington DC - Republicans have been denying for years that their extreme dislike of president Obama has everything to do with his policies and nothing else. But yesterday some Republicans admitted that wasn't entirely true. "Of course some of us don't like president Obama because he's black ," Former presidential candidate and governor of Arkansas , …
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Washington D.C. - During a White House press conference today , president Obama announced that all golf courses across America will be banned from public use. Since the release of Agenda 21 , the United Nations non binding plan for sustainable development , Conservatives from Glen Beck to Alex Jones have predicted that the …
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Dallas - Conservative pundit Tomi Lahren , host of Final Thoughts on The Blaze Network , suffered a minor aneurysm today. The feisty commentator , best known for her silly rants against liberals , blacks , president Obama , and Black Lives Matter , was well into one of her tirades concerning Democratic presidential candidate Hillary …
AP- Today a spokesperson for a coalition of American veterans of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars made the announcement that they know the real reason why veterans are committing suicide. Recently , Nugent made the claim that president Obama was responsible for suicides of Americas veterans. That claim raised the ire of veterans all …
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Dallas - Glenn Beck , host of the Glenn Beck radio and television show on the Blaze network , recently announced that he had divorced his second wife to marry Stu ( Sue ) Burguiere , who had also recently stunned his ( her ) co-workers with his ( her ) own announcement of a …
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First it was blame president Obama for terrorism after the Chattanooga military base shooting , when she made the absurd claim that he has a friendly to Muslim jihadis mentality. Then it was blame Beyonce for her "racist attack against white people and cops" during her performance at this years Superbowl. Then it was blame …
Dallas - Stu Burguiere , employed at the Blaze Network , which is owned by Glenn Beck , has admitted to having sex reassignment surgery when he was younger. The co-host of the Pat And Stu Show , and the host of The Wonderful World Of Stu , also seen on the network , says …
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Victoria Jackson is a former Saturday Night Live cast member , author and talk show host. Throughout the eighties and nineties she costarred in some of the worst films and television shows ever made : Casual Sex , UHF , Campin' Buddies , and Marriage Material. The only things she did that were of any significance …
Mark Levin is a lunatic Conservative talk show host , author , and self-described intellectual and Constitutionalist. He's also a partisan hack , a racist , anti-Semite , and a loud mouth with a grating , irritating voice and an annoying way of speaking. Dubbed the "Great One" by Sean Hannity , his biggest claim …
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