Fifty Reasons Never To Trust A Liberal ( Or Why I Hate Liberals ) Part 1

  There are many reasons not to trust a liberal. They're stupid , they're ugly , they stink ... I could go on and on. In short , liberals are a joke , a living caricature of a cartoon character. Like Wile E. Coyote forever attempting to capture the road runner , or the Three …

The Truth About Barack Obama , And All Kinds Of Other Stuff

  If you're a Republican Tea Party gun loving American patriot like I am , then you know how evil and dangerous Barack Obama is , and that he's destroying America. It's not just that he's a Marxist-socialist-fascist-Muslim-terrorist-enabler-sympathizer - we all know he is - that makes him evil and dangerous , although those reasons …

It’s Obummer’s Fault

  The Right Wing Hate Machine , aka the Conservative media , is a joke. Ever since Barack Obama became president ,  they've accused  and blamed him for everything under the sun. They've been accusing and blaming him since 2007 , ever since they discovered - by way of that great American , liberal-hating patriot …

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 7

Wing nuts dominate the internet , especially the type that believe in any conspiracy theory espoused by the likes of fellow wing nuts like Mike Adams , and Alex Jones. They believe they are sane , as do the wing nuts they follow , but in reality they are crazier than bed bugs in June. …

How I Almost Became A Mindless , Bug Eyed , Drooling , Homoerotic Twerking , Baby-Dog-Cat-Brain Eating Ozombie

  When Barack Obama was first elected president , America was suddenly overrun with mindless , bug-eyed , drooling , homoerotic twerking , baby-dog-cat-brain eating  zombies , and I'm not talking about the TV series. I'm talking about real , live zombies. People who voted for Obama ... twice. People who obviously have no brains , …

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 6

Wing nuts are a dime a dozen , and yet , they're in a class all their own , a class that is nuttier than a squirrel turd. They're not too bright ; they believe everything that happens is a conspiracy , from Benghazi , to creeping sharia law , to Obama coming for every …

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 5

Wing nuts have never met a conspiracy theory they didn't like. Whether it has to do with Barack Obama , the government covering up UFOs , or the New World Oder , they'll believe anything on the internet , no matter how insane or ridiculous it is. The following are ten more examples that you …

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 4

Wing nuts are nuttier than a squirrel turd. Whatever the internet craps out , they'll believe it. Are you a conspiracy theory , paranoid Tin foil hat wearing wing nut wacko? You may be , if ... 1. You believe Glen Beck is completely sane. Glen is well-known for his famous chalk board , and …

One Hundred Signs You May Be A Conspiracy Theory , Paranoid Tin Foil Hat Wearing Wing Nut Wacko … Part 3

Wing nuts will believe anything they see on the internet. It doesn't matter if it's true or not , as long as there are people gullible enough to believe. And there are plenty of fools who are gullible enough to believe even the most outrageous nonsense , whether it has to do with Barack Obama …

Obama Is A Psychopath Because He Takes Vacations And Plays Golf

    According to self-proclaimed expert , Gina Loudon , Barack Obama is a psychopath because he has taken far too many vacations , and plays way too much golf. He's also a habitual liar , and has a habit of blaming Bush and Republicans for his failures and shortcomings. Not unlike Republicans who have been …