Obama Shreds Constitution , Uses Shavings As A Salad Topping

As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall ,  the Obama's are looking forward to serving a  special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this  dinner will be particularly special  , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …

How Obama Derangement Syndrome Turned Me Into A Patriotic Paranoid Gun Loving American

When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …

A Candid Conversation With Uncle Ted : How I Learned To Kill And Blow Things Up

Ted Nugent is one of the  most prolific  American rock legends of the twenty-first century , having released  approximately thirty-four records to date ,  and has sold tens of millions  world-wide. He is best known for songs such as Cat Scratch Fever , Wango Tango ,  Stranglehold , and Free For All. Sometimes referred to as the Motor City …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 9

1) They don't believe Progressive is an insurance company owned and run by communists. 2) They don't believe the Nazi LGBT are persecuting Christians. 3) They don't believe in Santa Claus. 4) They don't believe Jesus is white. 5) They don't believe Obama is sending flowers and candy , and greeting cards to his Muslim terrorist …

Proof That Conservatives Are More Intelligent Than Liberals

 Liberals love to brag about how smart they are compared to conservatives. But there have been numerous studies to prove them wrong. Conservatives are more informed , and better educated than liberals. Below are the most common misconceptions that liberals are more intelligent.  Liberals believe they are experts at everything. Religion , politics , science …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 7

1) They believe George Bush lied about weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq. 2) They don't believe guns make Americans safer. 3) They believe Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pants shitter. 4) They don't believe Barack Obama is plotting to invade Texas through Jade Helm. 5) They don't believe the End Times are upon us …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 5

    1) They don't believe in free speech for anyone who is not a communist liberal. 2) They don't believe the constitution is based on the Ten Commandments. 3) They don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Christians. 4) They don't hate Hillary Clinton. 5) They don't believe Benghazi was a scandal. 6) They …

Proof That Obama Is Worse Than Hitler

Dr. Ben Carson once claimed that Obama care was comparable to slavery. With it's proven death panels , the taxes patriotic Americans have been forced to pay on it , and the coverage they have lost due to the new law , has been a travesty. He was definitely correct in making the comparison.   From the very beginning …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 4

  1) They believe in pay equality. 2) They believe that men and women are created equal. 3) They don't believe the confederate flag represents southern pride. 4) They don't believe that blacks owned their own white slaves. 5) They don't believe Obama was born in Kenya. 6) They don't believe there is a communist …

One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 3

  Ten more ways to spot a communist liberal.   1) They don't hate teachers and workers unions. 2) They don't believe Fox News is fair and balanced. 3) They don't believe the earth is less than eight thousand years old. 4) They believe that corporations are bigger welfare queens than illegal immigrants. 5) They …