On October 1st , Christopher Mercer walked into Umpqua community college in Roseburg Oregon , killing nine students before killing himself. October 9th , a fight apparently broke out between students at Northern Arizona University. Steven Jones killed one person , and injured three others. June 17th , Dylan Roof entered Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal church …
How To Cure OCD ( Obama Compulsive Disorder ) In Three Easy Steps
Do you have a friend , a relative , or a family member who is a liberal? If you do , chances are they might be a Obama supporter. Have you often felt frustrated when trying to reason with them? Have you often felt as if you were talking to a brick wall? Have you often felt that debating with them is …
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Barack’s Magic Pen
March 16 , 2012 , president Obama signed , National Defense Resources And Preparedness executive order 13603. It was an updated version that had been around for decades , originally signed by Franklin Roosevelt under the Defense Production Act of 1950 , and has been amended by nearly every president since then. Obama hating , Tea Party , gun loving patriots , …
My Obama / OCD Connection
Anne-Marie Murrell is a typical Tea Party Republican. Like most Obama hating Conservatives she lives in an alternate version of reality where the Muslims have taken over , and the president is a communist who has a deep-seated hatred of white people and America. Facts have little meaning in this alternate universe. Misinformation , propaganda , and out …
How Obummer Is Destroying America By Shredding The Constitution , And All Kinds Of Other Stuff , Because He’s A Socialist Communist , Nazi Tyrant , Gay Muslim Dictator , And The Anti-Christ
Some people will believe anything about Barack Obama , no matter how ridiculous or bizarre it is. Reality is often suspended , and fantasy becomes the norm. It's not enough that he may be a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , or a secret Muslim , supporting Muslim terrorists. Something else must be involved to explain …
Barack Obama : Cross Dressing Lizard Queen From Planet Zork
People have lived in fear of Barack Obama long before he became president. Most of these are irrational fears. To some he is a foreigner , a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a Muslim. Anyone with a little common sense would find all of these fears highly questionable , but there are a great …
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I was Mooned By Barack Obama In A UFO
It was reported by some local and international news outlets that Barack Obama has been seen flying around the Washington D.C. area in a small , one man UFO. Apparently a number of citizens in the area called in the sightings to local authorities , as well as other local news and radio stations. These odd sightings have …
Hands Off My Guns Obummer!
Since the very first election of Barack Obama , a large number of Americans suddenly became extremely paranoid. They are terrified that the government is going to take not only their freedom , but their guns , imprison them in soviet style detention camps , and create a communist utopia in America. And it's all because Obama was elected president. They have …
Victoria Jackson Discovers Obama’s Mole Is Really His Conjoined Evil Twin
President Obama has been called every name under the sun - a socialist , a communist , a Nazi , gay , a gay Muslim , a terrorist , the Anti-Christ , and even an alien. To reasonable people , all of them are an exaggeration and a bit of a stretch , but to some , most of these are appropriate …
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Obama Shreds Constitution , Uses Shavings As A Salad Topping
As the democratic presidential debates are scheduled to begin this Fall , the Obama's are looking forward to serving a special dinner in honor of the candidates. It is a dinner that is held every four years at the White House. But this dinner will be particularly special , as the Obama's will shred several copies of the constitution and use …
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