When Barack Obama was elected forty-fourth president of the United States , something strange happened. All over America , conservatives and republicans suddenly realized that something was not right with the new president. It was not that he was a liberal democrat. It was not that he was bi-racial , or that he was accused of being a foreigner with …
A Candid Conversation With Uncle Ted : How I Learned To Kill And Blow Things Up
Ted Nugent is one of the most prolific American rock legends of the twenty-first century , having released approximately thirty-four records to date , and has sold tens of millions world-wide. He is best known for songs such as Cat Scratch Fever , Wango Tango , Stranglehold , and Free For All. Sometimes referred to as the Motor City …
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Obama Wants To Eat Your Kids
Michelle Obama released her cook book 'American Grown' in the summer of 2012. Since it's release , she has campaigned tirelessly to get Americans , and especially children to exercise with her Let's Move America campaign , and to eat healthier with her school lunch program. But true patriotic Americans are not buying it. And …
Mutant Ninja Babies : Barack Obama’s Secret Army Of Infant Warriors
Soon after he was sworn in for his first term , president Obama has been quietly amassing a secret army that most Americans are not aware of. It is called Fema Corps , a partnership between both Fema and the Corporation for National and Community Service , which is an organization of young Americans , which are to serve …
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Barack Obama Goes To Mars
Andrew Basiago , a Washington attorney , claims he visited Mars in the early eighties as a participant in the Darpa program involving time travel and teleportation. He also says he met Barack Obama in his youth , then known as Barry Soetero , who had also been recruited as a member of the project. He not only visited Mars , he …
One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal … Part 9
1) They don't believe Progressive is an insurance company owned and run by communists. 2) They don't believe the Nazi LGBT are persecuting Christians. 3) They don't believe in Santa Claus. 4) They don't believe Jesus is white. 5) They don't believe Obama is sending flowers and candy , and greeting cards to his Muslim terrorist …
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Proof That Conservatives Are More Intelligent Than Liberals
Liberals love to brag about how smart they are compared to conservatives. But there have been numerous studies to prove them wrong. Conservatives are more informed , and better educated than liberals. Below are the most common misconceptions that liberals are more intelligent. Liberals believe they are experts at everything. Religion , politics , science …
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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 8
1) They don't believe Santa Claus is white. 2) They don't believe the world is flat. 3) They believe the moon controls the oceans tides. 4) They refer to Duck Dynasty as Dick Dynasty. 5) They don't believe the Pope is the Anti - Christ. 6) They believe Glen Beck is a cry baby. 7) They don't …
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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 7
1) They believe George Bush lied about weapons of Mass destruction in Iraq. 2) They don't believe guns make Americans safer. 3) They believe Ted Nugent is a draft dodging pants shitter. 4) They don't believe Barack Obama is plotting to invade Texas through Jade Helm. 5) They don't believe the End Times are upon us …
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One Hundred Ways To Spot A Communist Liberal – Part 6
1) They don't believe black people are thugs. 2) They don't believe in reverse racism. 3) They don't believe Obama is a white culture hating racist. 4) They don't believe Obama is destroying America from within. 5) They don't believe Obama is a communist. 6) They don't believe Obama is running drugs and guns to …
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